Friday, March 30, 2018

BALD FLEAS

BALD FLEAS

Q; What do you call two fleas on top of a bald head?

A: Homeless.




BALD FLEAS

Q; What do you call two fleas on top of a bald head?

A: Homeless.




BALD FLEAS

Q; What do you call two fleas on top of a bald head?

A: Homeless.




BALD FLEAS

Q; What do you call two fleas on top of a bald head?

A: Homeless.




BALD FLEAS

Q; What do you call two fleas on top of a bald head?

A: Homeless.

BA BA BLACK SHEEP

BA BA BLACK SHEEP

Clem pulled over the car by the side of the road and showed Jed where he'd first had sex.

"It was right down there by that tree. I remember the day plainly. It was a warm summer day. She and I were so much in love. We walked down to the tree and made love

for hours," Clem recalled.

"That sounds wonderful," said Jed.

"Yes. It was okay until I looked up and noticed her mother was standing right there watching us."

"Oh my God! What did her mother say when she saw you making love to her daughter?"

"Baaaaa..."




BA BA BLACK SHEEP

Clem pulled over the car by the side of the road and showed Jed where he'd first had sex.

"It was right down there by that tree. I remember the day plainly. It was a warm summer day. She and I were so much in love. We walked down to the tree and made love

for hours," Clem recalled.

"That sounds wonderful," said Jed.

"Yes. It was okay until I looked up and noticed her mother was standing right there watching us."

"Oh my God! What did her mother say when she saw you making love to her daughter?"

"Baaaaa..."




BA BA BLACK SHEEP

Clem pulled over the car by the side of the road and showed Jed where he'd first had sex.

"It was right down there by that tree. I remember the day plainly. It was a warm summer day. She and I were so much in love. We walked down to the tree and made love

for hours," Clem recalled.

"That sounds wonderful," said Jed.

"Yes. It was okay until I looked up and noticed her mother was standing right there watching us."

"Oh my God! What did her mother say when she saw you making love to her daughter?"

"Baaaaa..."




BA BA BLACK SHEEP

Clem pulled over the car by the side of the road and showed Jed where he'd first had sex.

"It was right down there by that tree. I remember the day plainly. It was a warm summer day. She and I were so much in love. We walked down to the tree and made love

for hours," Clem recalled.

"That sounds wonderful," said Jed.

"Yes. It was okay until I looked up and noticed her mother was standing right there watching us."

"Oh my God! What did her mother say when she saw you making love to her daughter?"

"Baaaaa..."




BA BA BLACK SHEEP

Clem pulled over the car by the side of the road and showed Jed where he'd first had sex.

"It was right down there by that tree. I remember the day plainly. It was a warm summer day. She and I were so much in love. We walked down to the tree and made love

for hours," Clem recalled.

"That sounds wonderful," said Jed.

"Yes. It was okay until I looked up and noticed her mother was standing right there watching us."

"Oh my God! What did her mother say when she saw you making love to her daughter?"

"Baaaaa..."

AZIZ ANSARI: SENATOR CORNYN ON SAME-SEX MARRIAGE

AZIZ ANSARI: SENATOR CORNYN ON SAME-SEX MARRIAGE

I'm not making this up -- he goes 'Now if your neighbor marries a box turtle, that doesn't affect your everyday life. But that doesn't mean it's right.' I think it's

pretty safe to assume that, at one point or another, Senator John Cornyn has thought about making love to a box turtle. I'm sorry, but that's not the first animal you

jump to when you're writing that analogy.




AZIZ ANSARI: SENATOR CORNYN ON SAME-SEX MARRIAGE

I'm not making this up -- he goes 'Now if your neighbor marries a box turtle, that doesn't affect your everyday life. But that doesn't mean it's right.' I think it's

pretty safe to assume that, at one point or another, Senator John Cornyn has thought about making love to a box turtle. I'm sorry, but that's not the first animal you

jump to when you're writing that analogy.




AZIZ ANSARI: SENATOR CORNYN ON SAME-SEX MARRIAGE

I'm not making this up -- he goes 'Now if your neighbor marries a box turtle, that doesn't affect your everyday life. But that doesn't mean it's right.' I think it's

pretty safe to assume that, at one point or another, Senator John Cornyn has thought about making love to a box turtle. I'm sorry, but that's not the first animal you

jump to when you're writing that analogy.




AZIZ ANSARI: SENATOR CORNYN ON SAME-SEX MARRIAGE

I'm not making this up -- he goes 'Now if your neighbor marries a box turtle, that doesn't affect your everyday life. But that doesn't mean it's right.' I think it's

pretty safe to assume that, at one point or another, Senator John Cornyn has thought about making love to a box turtle. I'm sorry, but that's not the first animal you

jump to when you're writing that analogy.




AZIZ ANSARI: SENATOR CORNYN ON SAME-SEX MARRIAGE

I'm not making this up -- he goes 'Now if your neighbor marries a box turtle, that doesn't affect your everyday life. But that doesn't mean it's right.' I think it's

pretty safe to assume that, at one point or another, Senator John Cornyn has thought about making love to a box turtle. I'm sorry, but that's not the first animal you

jump to when you're writing that analogy.

AT THE DOOR

AT THE DOOR

Q: If your wife is shouting at the front door and your dog is barking at the back door, who do you let in first?

A: The dog -- at least he'll quiet down after you let him in.




AT THE DOOR

Q: If your wife is shouting at the front door and your dog is barking at the back door, who do you let in first?

A: The dog -- at least he'll quiet down after you let him in.




AT THE DOOR

Q: If your wife is shouting at the front door and your dog is barking at the back door, who do you let in first?

A: The dog -- at least he'll quiet down after you let him in.




AT THE DOOR

Q: If your wife is shouting at the front door and your dog is barking at the back door, who do you let in first?

A: The dog -- at least he'll quiet down after you let him in.




AT THE DOOR

Q: If your wife is shouting at the front door and your dog is barking at the back door, who do you let in first?

A: The dog -- at least he'll quiet down after you let him in.

ARJ BARKER: GUESS WHAT, CAT?

ARJ BARKER: GUESS WHAT, CAT?

I know that most domesticated animals aren't indigenous to this country. So guess what, cat? You can beat it. Go back to Catalina Island or Catalonia, Spain, or

Katmandu, or wherever the hell your hairy ass is from! 'Cause this is America and around here - Katmandon't.




ARJ BARKER: GUESS WHAT, CAT?

I know that most domesticated animals aren't indigenous to this country. So guess what, cat? You can beat it. Go back to Catalina Island or Catalonia, Spain, or

Katmandu, or wherever the hell your hairy ass is from! 'Cause this is America and around here - Katmandon't.




ARJ BARKER: GUESS WHAT, CAT?

I know that most domesticated animals aren't indigenous to this country. So guess what, cat? You can beat it. Go back to Catalina Island or Catalonia, Spain, or

Katmandu, or wherever the hell your hairy ass is from! 'Cause this is America and around here - Katmandon't.




ARJ BARKER: GUESS WHAT, CAT?

I know that most domesticated animals aren't indigenous to this country. So guess what, cat? You can beat it. Go back to Catalina Island or Catalonia, Spain, or

Katmandu, or wherever the hell your hairy ass is from! 'Cause this is America and around here - Katmandon't.




ARJ BARKER: GUESS WHAT, CAT?

I know that most domesticated animals aren't indigenous to this country. So guess what, cat? You can beat it. Go back to Catalina Island or Catalonia, Spain, or

Katmandu, or wherever the hell your hairy ass is from! 'Cause this is America and around here - Katmandon't.